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November 30, 2006

When having sex do you drive women wild with pleasure or frustration?

Filed under: Questions and answers — hot sexy wild horny woman @ 11:58 pm
topless in crotchless panties

I wonder what you guys think of this list I came across called – mistakes that men make during sex, sorry but it did give me a little giggle and a few flash backs So I thought id HAVE to share them with you – although Im sure you guys are not guilty of any of them And to be fair, id love you guys to share with us girls, your own experience of sexual turn offs / mistakes women make during sex, So please post and get your own back!
okay here goes 

1, Not Starting with a kiss
Avoiding her lips and going straight for the breasts or pussy makes a woman feel like your paying by the hour and trying to get your moneys worth by cutting out non essentials.Women love kissing and a deep passionate kiss is the best form of foreplay.

I agree nothing like a good snog to get you wet I love kissing.
2, Squeezing breasts
Most men act like a housewife checking a melon to see if its ripe when they get their hand on breasts. Stroke and caress them.

Is that where the term manhandled came from? hehe well defanatly to begin with they HAVE to be touched softly but personally when a guys thrusting inside me and im in the throughs of passion i like them being squeezed but not too hard

3, Biting a womans nipples
Why do men fasten onto a womans nipple, then clamp down like they are trying to deflate her body via her nipples? Nipples are very sensitive. They cant stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue them is good. treating them as a dogie toy is not.

good question why do they? ouch no stop it dont bite my nips! although when turned on you dont have to be too gentle i find nibbling and sucking my nips quite hard is very nice.

4, Twiddling nipples
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between your finger and thumb like you are trying to tune in a radio station. touch the whole breasts.

lol yep stop twiddling the nips.

5, Having a Stubble
You often forget you have a hedgehog strapped to your chin which you scrape repeatedly across your ladys face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, its not cos your driving her wild with passion, its avoidance.

damn you thought you was a real stud that night didnt you!

6, Giving her a wedgie
Stroking her clit and pussy gently through her panties can be very exciting. Pulling the material up between her lips giving her a wedgie and yanking it back and forth is not.

gee whoever wrote this list has had bad luck with her men

7, Taking her clothes off awkwardly
Women hate looking un sexy and stupid, but stupid she will feel when nude from the waist down with her top stuck over her head. when undressing her unwrap her like an elegant present.

oh please! shes feeling too horny to feel stupid

8, Attacking the clit
Direct pressure on the clitoris is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along the sides of the clit.

If you remember just one tip – remember this 🙂

9, Ignoring body parts
A woman is not just tits and pussy. There are lots of body parts you have ignored far too often as you go bombing straight down to her pussy. So pay them some attention.
yes dont forget the asshole lol

10, Being obsessed with her vagina
Although most men dont need a map to find the clit, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. As soon as your hand is down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt – so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and around her vagina at first, then slip your finger inside her.

oh by all means be obsessed with my vagina, just please be obsessed with other body parts too 🙂

11, Massaging her too roughly
Your attempting to give her a sexy sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood for sex. Hands and fingertips are great elbows and knees are not.

hehe, see what I mean about her bad luck with men, a bodyrub is always a good idea and dont forget the baby oil

12, Taking your pants off first
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

I dont care about the socks, lets get those under pants OFF 🙂

13, Not warning her your about to climax
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it, When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do whats necessary.

warn her ? lol Hey it doesn’t taste that bad, whats wrong with swallowing cum, I find it a turn on to have cum shooting in my mouth and anyway when sucking a cock you can feel when the spunks about to shoot, so you know when its cumming.

14, Attempting anal sex under the pretence it was an accident.
This is how men earnt the reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want anal sex, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

lol do guys do that? tut tut

15,Asking her if shes cum.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask

I dont think its fair to say you ought to know, when so many women claim to fake them,but when a woman cums if you have your cock or fingers inside her your be able to feel her orgasm as her vaginal walls will contract, and if it was stimulation to her clit that made her orgasm, the clit will become so sensitive she wont be able to bare it touched straight after.

16,Pushing her head down.
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball to penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth on penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

I feel you shouldn’t push people to do things if it doesn’t come naturally from them (just don’t meet them again lol) i know you want your cock sucked but unfortunately some crazy ladies (and men) don’t like giving oral sex, that or maybe you need a wash? opps!

17, Thanking her for sex.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

Well theres lots of ways to thank her with out words, making her feel equally grateful:-).

Now it your turn to have your say, what do women often get wrong when trying to get you arroused, or got a good tip to share with us?, one of my favourite mottos is ‘ live and learn’ :-).

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